getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies
when you search corpses of people you worked hard to kill and they don’t have any money
I FORGOT TO MENTION I’M PLAYING A GAME OMG
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
when the battle music starts to play but you cant see the enemy
- People: I went to highschool with you!! Omg!!
- Me: Great then I probably don't like you.